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I THINK YOU'RE A BIT OF A SELFISH NARCISSIST.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
GO BACK AND READ MY SPEECH BALLOON IN THE FIRST PANEL.
I CAN'T. THIS IS A SEQUENTIAL ART FORM AND NOW WE HAVE TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PANEL.
AND HERE WE ARE ALREADY.
CURSE THIS STUPID ART FORM!

I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GET IN MY 10,000 STEPS TODAY.
I THOUGHT YOU JUST WALKED FIVE MILES.
I DID. BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE, SO I DIDN'T GET CREDIT FOR IT.
BUT YOUR BODY GOT THE HEALTH BENEFIT. ISN'T THAT THE POINT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE POINT OF ANYTHING IS ANYMORE BECAUSE THIS PHONE CONTROLS MY WHOLE G#@%$#*& LIFE!!
ADMITTING IT IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARD RECOVERY.
I CURSE STEVE JOBS FROM AFAR.