SIGNIFICANCE OF VARIOUS BIRTHDAYS
AGE 1: FIRST BIRTHDAY!
AGE 16: SWEET SIXTEEN!
AGE 18: ADULTHOOD!
AGE 21: LEGAL DRINKING!
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