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DO YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK THEIR OWN PRONOUN, EVEN IF IT'S A BIT CONFUSING LIKE 'THEY' OR 'THEM'?
OF COURSE.
GOOD.
WHY GOOD?
BECAUSE MY NEW PRONOUN IS 'GREATNESS'.
NOT A PRONOUN.
HUSH. YOU'RE WITNESSING GREATNESS.

HELLO, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN OUR 'FRIENDS AND FAMILY' PLAN?
NO THANKS.
DON'T WANT TO SAVE ANY CASH?
DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
SURELY YOU HAVE FAMILY.
NONE THAT I LIKE TO CALL.
YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER.

TONIGHT ON THE NEWS...
DISASTER CORRUPTION
VIOLENCE DISASTER
CORRUPTION VIOLENCE
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ALSO, SOMETIMES THE WORLD CAN BE A PRETTY WONDERFUL PLACE, SO TURN OFF THE NEWS AND ENJOY IT.

HEY, STEPH, HOW GOES THE VACATION?
A LITTLE NERVE-WRACKING. RAT AGREED TO DO THE STRIP TODAY AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE HAS IN MIND.
IF YOU HANG ON, I'LL CHECK, BUT I'M SURE THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY. HE KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT A GOOD SUNDAY STRIP IS TO YOU.
RATS CONNECT-THE-DOTS PUZZLES
ENJOY!
LINE'S BREAKING UP, STEPH. GOTTA GO.
TELL ME WHAT HE DID!

I'VE STARTED A NEW THING WHERE I TRY TO SHOW MORE HUMILITY.
THAT'S GREAT, HUMILITY IS SO IMPORTANT.
YEAH, LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, I DON'T THINK I'M REALLY THAT SMART.
WELL, THAT'S NICE TO HEAR.
I'M JUST SMART COMPARED TO YOU.
I SEE INSULTING OTHERS IS STILL IN THE MIX.
ONE FLAW AT A TIME DUM DUM.

OH, GREAT WISE ASS, WHAT IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS?
EFFORT.
NOOOOOooooo...
IF YOU HAD SAID 'LUCK,' I COULD HAVE KEPT SLEEPING IN.

OH, GREAT WISE ASS... IF YOU HAD TO INVITE EITHER A RANDOM SAMPLING OF YOUR FRIENDS OR FAMILY TO A PARTY, WHICH GROUP WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
THE FRIENDS.
WHY IS THAT?
FRIENDS ARE THE ICE CREAM FLAVOR YOU CHOOSE. FAMILY IS THE BIG NOSE YOU'RE BORN WITH.
ALL HE DID WAS MAKE ME HUNGRY.