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August 3, 2025⋐⋑

LOVE
FAMILY
MUSIC
CAREER
FRIENDS
MONEY
LEISURE
SELF
I LOVE LOVE
2-LOYALTY
3-SERVICE
4-EMPATHY
5-AUTHENTICITY
6-CREATIVE
7-KNOWLEDGE
8-GRATITUDE
EATING CANDY
SLEEPING
TELEVISION
TRAVEL
NOTHINGNESS
EATING CANDY
SLEEP IN THE NUDE
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
IT'S AN EXERCISE FROM MY THERAPIST WHERE YOU WRITE IMPORTANT SELF-CATEGORIES AND THEN LIST WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU ON THIS BOARD.
LOVE FAMILY MUSIC CAREER FRIENDS MONEY LEISURE SELF
HERE, TRY IT FOR YOURSELF
EATING CANDY SLEEPING TELEVISION TRAVEL NOTHINGNESS EATING CANDY SLEEP IN THE NUDE
NOT HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GO
EASIEST TEST EVER.

August 2, 2025⋐⋑

WHERE YOU RUNNING TO?
HOME! PIG SAYS HE JUST GOT THERE AND WE HAVE A BUNCH OF LEAKS!
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU MEAN THE VEGETABLE.
I DO!
I HATE THIS #%&*@!# COMIC STRIP.

August 1, 2025⋐⋑

HI. HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING?
GOT A BAD BOOK REVIEW.
FINISHING UP MY SECOND NOVEL.
FOUND OUT MY LAST BOOK SOLD HARDLY ANYTHING.
I HATE MYSELF AND HAVE STARTED DRINKING MORE.
WRITERS BLOCK.
YOU HAVE A BLOCK FOR A HEAD.

July 31, 2025⋐⋑

WE'RE SO FORTUNATE IN LIFE. I REALLY TRY TO COUNT MY BLESSINGS.
I DO SOMETHING SIMILAR.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I COUNT MY MISFORTUNES.
NOT THE SAME.
AND THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAUSED THEM.

July 30, 2025⋐⋑

PIG, I JUST SAW MY BROWSER HISTORY AND SAW YOU WENT TO ONE OF THOSE ‘X’ SITES.
YEAH, MOM. I WENT TO X.
SO YOU ADMIT IT? AREN'T YOU ASHAMED?
A LITTLE. BUT BEFORE IT WAS X, IT JUST SHOWED A CUTE LITTLE BIRD.
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL WOMEN NOW? 'BIRDS'? WHAT NEXT - ‘BROADS’? ‘CHICKS’? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
ELON MUSK HAS RUINED MY LIFE.

July 29, 2025⋐⋑

I THINK I HAVE A FEVER.
WELL, FEED A FEVER, STARVE A COLD.
FEED A COLD, STARVE A FEVER.
STARVE A COLD.
COLD.
COLD.
STARVE A FEVER.
FEVER.
FEVER.
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STARVE EITHER ONE OF THEM!!
WHAT DO DOCTORS KNOW?

July 28, 2025⋐⋑

VENUS IS THIS WAY
OH, GREAT WISE ASS, MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
YES, MY SON. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
NOTHING. BUT SINCE YOU'RE SO MUCH CLOSER TO GOD WAY UP HERE, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL HIM THANKS FOR SENDING US PAUL McCARTNEY?
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA SHOW GRATITUDE.

July 27, 2025⋐⋑

HEY, CARTOON BOY, WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FOR?
TO GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER... FAST.
WHAT FOR?
TO WRITE DOWN AN IDEA FOR A STRIP. AT MY AGE, IF I DON'T WRITE DOWN IDEAS THE MOMENT I GET THEM, THEY'RE GONE FOR GOOD.
I KNEW THAT'S WHY HE WAS RUNNING.
IT'S SAD WHEN HE CRIES.

July 26, 2025⋐⋑

I'M DATING A REALLY NICE WOMAN.
SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
THAT'S INTERESTING... I WONDER HOW SHE DESCRIBES YOU.
I'M DATING A REAL PIG.
THAT'S TOO BAD.

July 25, 2025⋐⋑

WHAT ARE YOU READING, GOAT?
THIS STORY ABOUT THE DONNER PARTY, THOSE SETTLERS WHO GOT STRANDED AND ATE EACH OTHER.
WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY THEY DIDN'T HAVE FAIR WARNING.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THEY WERE ONE LETTER AWAY FROM DINNER PARTY.
YOUR PERSPECTIVE IS NOT HELPFUL.
TOO HARD TO SWALLOW?

July 24, 2025⋐⋑

OH, GREAT POWER OF THE UNIVERSE, LIFE IS TOO SHORT. I NEED MORE TIME TO TRY NEW THINGS.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE TIME I GAVE YOU?
WORRIED ABOUT TRYING NEW THINGS.
HE WASN'T SYMPATHETIC.

July 23, 2025⋐⋑

DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT FRIEND JIM WHO WORKS FOR THE STUDIOS? I WROTE A SCRIPT.
YEAH YOU SHOULD TRY TO REACH HIM.
REACH HIM HOW?
JIM? THROUGH HIS ASSISTANT.
THREW HER WHERE?
WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
TELL ME IT WASN'T OUT A WINDOW.

July 22, 2025⋐⋑

I'VE BEEN DOING CROSSFIT TRAINING.
OH, SORRY, PIG... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
JESUS WALKING WHILE CARRYING THAT BIG, HEAVY THING?
THIS STRIP ISN'T HAPPENING.
WHAT ARE YOU - ANTI-JESUS?

July 21, 2025⋐⋑

Dear God,
Are you seeing what's going on down here?
Just wondering if you stepped away for a moment.
DOUBTFUL.
I LIKE TO GIVE HIM AN OUT.

July 20, 2025⋐⋑

OH, GREAT MUSE. ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT PIZZA ON MY COUCH. BUT I FEEL GUILTY.
WHY GUILTY?
I DUNNO… LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT. SOMETHING THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED.
THEN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GIACOMO DA LENTINI. A 13TH CENTURY ITALIAN POET.
HE WAS SO BELOVED FOR HIS POETRY THAT HE SERVED IN THE COURT OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR. AND HE’S CREDITED WITH INVENTING THE SONNET.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM?
NO.
EXACTLY.
LIFE IS GOOD.

July 19, 2025⋐⋑

HEY, YOU'RE NEIGHBOR BOB'S SON, AREN'T YOU A SENIOR IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL NOW?
YEAH, BUT I HATE IT. THERE'S NUTHIN' TO DO IN THIS DUMB TOWN.
OHH. I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. I'LL FIND SOMETHING FUN FOR YOU. HERE. I FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE...
DID YOU KNOW A SENIOR CENTER IS NOT FOR SENIORS?

July 18, 2025⋐⋑

The only failure
in life
is not trying.
And
the only trying
I do
leads to failure.
LIFE'S GOT ME COMING
AND GOING.

July 17, 2025⋐⋑

TELL ME, GREAT WISE ASS, AM I INSANE OR HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE?
THE WORLD. BUT YOU HAVE YOUR MOMENTS.
I WAS HOPING TO BE BLAME-FREE.

July 16, 2025⋐⋑

I HAVE A NEIGHBOR WHO'S DYING AND WAS JUST GIVEN LAST RITES BY HIS PRIEST.
OH, SORRY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
You have the right to remain silent... for all eternity, actually.
NO.
WAS I CLOSE?

July 15, 2025⋐⋑

WHAT KIND OF REGULAR BULB DID WE HAVE?
UH... SIXTY WATTS.
SO WHAT KIND OF L.E.D IS THAT?
I DUNNO. WAIT... IT SAYS DIVIDE BY SEVEN.
DIVIDE BY SEVEN?
WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THAT LUMENS THING. WAIT, WHAT'S —
HEY, HOW MANY IDIOTS DOES IT TAKE TO BUY A LIGHTBULB?
TWO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE TRUTH CAN BE VERY PAINFUL.

July 14, 2025⋐⋑

I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT A TOTAL WRECK AND MAYBE THINK ABOUT A NEW ONE.
GEE. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THAT BAD.
WAS THAT YOUR CAR INSURANCE COMPANY?
LIFE COACH.
AND SHE'S A LOT NICER THAN THE LAST ONE.

July 13, 2025⋐⋑

HEY, RAT. I HAVE TO MOVE ALL MY FURNITURE TO MY NEW HOUSE THIS WEEK. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP?
SURE.
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT.
DING
DID YOU JUST SEND ME A TEXT?
YEAH.
Thoughts and prayers.
I NEED MORE HELP THAN THAT.
NOW YOU’RE PUSHING IT.

July 12, 2025⋐⋑

DID YOU HEAR THE TRAGIC STORY OF THESE TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE KILLED DURING THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS BY AN ANGRY BULL WHO HAD TO BE PUT DOWN?
WOW, THAT IS A TRAGEDY.
YEAH, THOSE POOR PEOPLE.
I MEANT THE BULL THEY WERE TORTURING JUST FOR FUN.
YOU MAY NOT BE INVITED TO PAMPLONA ANY TIME SOON.
FOR THE RUNNING OF THE FOOLS?

July 11, 2025⋐⋑

GOSH, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS FERRY THAT SANK OVERSEAS? LOOKS LIKE THERE WERE ABSOLUTELY NO SURVIVORS.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO FLIRT.
I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY!

July 10, 2025⋐⋑

I WAS SKIING ON A PISTE YESTERDAY AND GOT KICKED OFF.
WHAT'S A PISTE?
A SKI TRAIL. BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T OPEN, SO THE JERK IN CHARGE TOLD ME TO GET OFF.
HOW DID HE SAY IT?
'PISTE...OFF!!'
NOW I'M
OFF.
WATCH YOUR TONGUE, COMIC STRIP CENSOR.