HEY, RAT.
WHAT DO YOU NEED, NEIGHBOR BOB?
TO GIVE YOU THIS LIST OF SUBJECTS I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT.
WHAT FOR?
SO THAT YOU CAN BE AWARE OF MY SENSITIVITIES AND SAY THE PHRASE 'TRIGGER WARNING' BEFORE BRINGING ANY OF THEM UP IN CONVERSATION.
I CAN DO THAT.
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M SENSITIVE TO THE VIOLENT AND GUN-RELATED NATURE OF THE WORD 'TRIGGER' AND THUS I'M TRIGGERED EVERY TIME YOU SAY THE WORD 'TRIGGER'.
NEIGHBOR BOB AND I CAN NO LONGER CONVERSE.