OKAY, RAT, WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE WANT OUR BARISTAS TO GREET OUR CUSTOMERS WITH A NICE, "HELLO, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?"
HELLO. HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?
OKAY. AND YOURS?
NOT SO GOOD. I'M BEING FORCED BY MY NEED FOR A PAYCHECK TO ENGAGE IN MINDLESS BANTER WITH ANY LUNKHEAD I MEET. THANKS FOR ASKING.
MAYBE JUST SAY, "FINE."
SORRY YOU HAD TO LEAVE SO SOON!