WISE PIG IS ON THE HILL
OH, GREAT WISE ASS, OUR NATION SEEMS TO BE HAVING SOME REALLY BIG PROBLEMS. IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN DO?
WELL, THE FIRST THING IS TO STOP THINKING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST GENERATION TO ENCOUNTER HARD TIMES.
SO INSTEAD OF BEING DISTRUGHT AND ANGRY, FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU CAN DO TO MAKE OUR COUNTRY A BETTER PLACE.
OH, GREAT WISE ASS, YOU'VE BEEN A TREMENDOUS HELP! THANK YOU, THANK--
WHY YOU STANDING?
'CAUSE I'M GETTING OUT WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD.
SO LONG, SUCKERS.
WE'RE GONNA NEED PARACHUTES.