BOMBAST CABLE-HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
I WANT TO CANCEL CABLE. NOW THAT I HAVE NETFLIX AND HULU, I DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR 700 WORTHLESS CHANNELS ANYMORE.
SO THAT'S IT? YOU WANT TO CANCEL YOUR ENTIRE ACCOUNT?
WELL, NO. I STILL WANT ESPN.
HA! TO GET ESPN, YOU HAVE TO GET ALL 700 WORTHLESS CHANNELS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE CABLE COMPANY IS A WORTHY FOE.
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