PIG, I JUST SAW MY BROWSER HISTORY AND SAW YOU WENT TO ONE OF THOSE ‘X’ SITES.
YEAH, MOM. I WENT TO X.
SO YOU ADMIT IT? AREN'T YOU ASHAMED?
A LITTLE. BUT BEFORE IT WAS X, IT JUST SHOWED A CUTE LITTLE BIRD.
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL WOMEN NOW? 'BIRDS'? WHAT NEXT - ‘BROADS’? ‘CHICKS’? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
ELON MUSK HAS RUINED MY LIFE.