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DO YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK THEIR OWN PRONOUN, EVEN IF IT'S A BIT CONFUSING LIKE 'THEY' OR 'THEM'?
OF COURSE.
GOOD.
WHY GOOD?
BECAUSE MY NEW PRONOUN IS 'GREATNESS'.
NOT A PRONOUN.
HUSH. YOU'RE WITNESSING GREATNESS.

HELLO, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN OUR 'FRIENDS AND FAMILY' PLAN?
NO THANKS.
DON'T WANT TO SAVE ANY CASH?
DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
SURELY YOU HAVE FAMILY.
NONE THAT I LIKE TO CALL.
YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER.

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ALSO, SOMETIMES THE WORLD CAN BE A PRETTY WONDERFUL PLACE, SO TURN OFF THE NEWS AND ENJOY IT.