HEY, NEIGHBOR MARCY, I MISSED THAT PLAY ON TV. DID YOU SEE HOW MANY RUNNERS SCORED?
FOUR.
THANKS... HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?
MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. I TALK ABOUT BEING A GO-GO DANCER FOR SEVEN YEARS.
MY DAD'S LIFE WAS EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE. HE AND MY FRIENDS' FATHER DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO SAVING GNUS.
WHAT DID THEY SAVE THEM FROM?
WELL, IN NORTH AMERICA, THEY BOUGHT FOUR ACRES OF LAND FOR GNUS SO THE GNUS CAN BE PROTECTED ON THEIR VERY OWN NATION.
SORRY, MARCY. I WAS ON THE PHONE AND MISSED EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOUT THE GAME, AND HOW LONG YOU'RE A GO-GO DANCER, AND HOW MANY ACRES YOUR DAD AND YOUR FRIENDS' DAD BOUGHT.
FOUR SCORED... AND SEVEN YEARS A GO-GO GO-GO DANCER, OUR FATHERS, BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT, A GNU NATION.
YOU SHOULD FIND YOURSELF A NEW NATION.