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April 17, 2002

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April 18, 2002

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April 19, 2002

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April 20, 2002

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April 21, 2002

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April 22, 2002

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April 23, 2002

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April 24, 2002

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April 25, 2002

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April 26, 2002

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April 27, 2002

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April 28, 2002

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April 29, 2002

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April 30, 2002

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May 1, 2002

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May 2, 2002

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May 3, 2002

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May 4, 2002

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May 5, 2002

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May 6, 2002

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May 7, 2002

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May 8, 2002

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May 9, 2002

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May 10, 2002

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May 11, 2002

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