GOOD MORNING, SIR. I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY HELMET, SIR… I’M GIVING UP THE ARMY LIFE.
WHY?
MAURA, SIR… SHE’S BACK IN MY LIFE… WE’RE GONNA TRAVEL THE WORLD… I’M A CHANGED DUCK.
OH, I’LL GUARD DUCK. YOU EVEN SHAVED.
PERMISSION TO HUG YOU GOODBYE, SIR?
OH, AND ONE MORE THING, SIR. I LEFT YOU A LITTLE NOTE ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. I WANT YOU TO READ IT WHEN I’M GONE.
OH NO, I’LL GUARD DUCK. I CAN’T TAKE A GOODBYE NOTE. IS IT A GOODBYE NOTE?
IT’S A LIST OF WHERE I BURIED THE MINES, SIR.
OH.
YOU’LL WANT TO KEEP TO THIS SIDE OF THE BEGONIAS, SIR.