EXCUSE ME, GOAT, BUT SINCE YOU'RE SO SMART, PIG AND I WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP US SOLVE A SCIENTIFIC MYSTERY.
WELL, I CAN TRY... WHAT IS IT?
IF ISAAC NEWTON WAS SO SMART, WHY'D THEY NAME THE COOKIE AFTER HIS BROTHER 'FIG'?
PLEASE... TELL ME... THAT... WASN'T REALLY... YOUR QUESTION...
WELL, IT WASN'T OUR ONLY QUESTION... WE'D ALSO LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HE THOUGHT OF HIS BROTHER WAYNE'S SUCCESS IN VEGAS.
DUDE, I THINK HE'S CRYING.
WOW, HE MUST REALLY LOVE WAYNE NEWTON...
PLEASE, SOMEONE KILL ME.