WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GOAT?
WRITING DOWN MILESTONES I'VE ACHIEVED SO FAR THIS YEAR. I REACHED A BIG ONE LAST MONTH WHEN I FINISHED MY FIRST NOVEL.
THAT'S GREAT. I REACHED A BIG ONE LAST MONTH ALSO.
OH, YEAH? WHAT WAS IT?
I REMEMBERED WHERE I PARKED MY CAR AT THE MALL.
CONGRATS.
I DIDN'T EVEN USE THE PANIC BUTTON.