MY FRIEND AND HIS WIFE GOT BUSTED FOR SHOPLIFTING. SHE TOOK A VINTAGE RECORD AND SHE TOOK A RAP CD. AND A CANNED HAM?!?
SO THEY'RE BOTH IN TROUBLE?
NO. MY FRIEND TOLD THE COPS HE TOOK ALL OF IT.
HOW COME?
HIS WIFE COULD GET IN BIG TROUBLE. SHE'S GOT A RECORD.
I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE C.D.'S
I THOUGHT HE HAD THE RECORD.
HE HAS NO RECORD. HIS WIFE DOES.
YOU SAID SHE TOOK THE HEAT.
SHE COULDN'T TAKE THE HEAT, WHICH IS WHY MY FRIEND TOOK THE RAP.
I THOUGHT SHE TOOK THE RAP!
HOW COULD SHE TAKE THE RAP WITHOUT A RECORD?!?
GUESS WHO DOESN'T CARE!!!
'GUESS WHO' WAS THE RECORD HE STOLE.