HEY, PIG, ARE YOU GONNA GET OUT OF BED?
NO.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE EVERY DAY I GET OUT OF BED AND GO THROUGH MY DAY AND THINK, "WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO CRAWL INTO MY BED TONIGHT."
SO?
SO WHY GET OUT OF BED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
YOUR LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE.
WELL, WE MAY STARVE.